• Question: Can you tell a better joke

    Asked by to Daren, Lynne, Phillip, Simon on 23 Jun 2014. This question was also asked by .
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      anon answered on 23 Jun 2014:


      Not one that’s suitable for me to tell school students!

    • Photo: Lynne Thomas

      Lynne Thomas answered on 23 Jun 2014:


      I’m not sure this is better but…

      What do you call a chicken’s ghost?

      A poultry geist!

    • Photo: Daren Fearon

      Daren Fearon answered on 23 Jun 2014:


      Here is one my Granny told me, it’s best done in a thick Scottish accent.

      Two cows are stood in a field, how do you know which one is on holiday?

      The one with a wee-calve!

    • Photo: Phillip Manning

      Phillip Manning answered on 25 Jun 2014:


      Why did the hedgehog cross the road….. to see its flat mate!

      Cruel. but funny!

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